Relearn Algebra Drink Coaster

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Let’s get married and have kids so that after work we can go to 5 practices and relearn algebra instead of relaxing.

3 5/8" x 3 5/8" Ceramic Coaster

Modern parenting at its finest... Celebrate the joys of having to uber your kids to and from practice then teach math to them after work instead of putting your feet up after a hard day at the ol' salt mine. This totally relatable drink ceramic coaster isn’t just handy for your beverages -it’s a snarky reminder of the grind of parenting these days. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coaster is the perfect way to express your sarcastic feelings about modern parenting.  

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