Introducing the Eat the Dirt Coaster - the perfect place to set your drink while you parent like a boss. This coaster does it all: 4" x 4" absorbent stone with a cork backing. Place it anywhere and it will absorb all your parenting woes. Because, let's be real - sometimes you just gotta eat the dirt.
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